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The Ministry of Economic Decline
While the Speaker, Dame Majorie Scythe, called for order once more, the Minister of Economic Decline took a sip of water. Then he coughed and began his address. “Our priorities remain the steady and planned dismantling of superfluous industries. This … Continue reading
The elephant in the room – some numbers
I noticed that people always say that the elephant in the room is population. Then they go a bit embarrassed and we start talking about football again. It’s not the elephant in the room. It’s the people in the room … Continue reading
Some thoughts on putting a price on carbon emissions
Some people say: “If you put a price on carbon dioxide emissions, then people will use less energy, buy lower carbon products etc.” And from this they conclude that the way to cut emissions is to put a price on … Continue reading
Climate Change for Football Fans
Finally my book is finished. You can order it online from:The Book Depository or AmazonCCFFF is a serious and funny book about climate change policy. It is about Joe, a working class lad from Burnley who is mad on Burnley … Continue reading
Fertiliser
Why aren’t policy-makers talking about fertiliser? Simply: to make food the agri industry needs synthetic fertilisers. Without synthetic fertilisers, as the agri-industry is the first to tell you, we would all starve! We need fertiliser, especially nitrogen fertiliser. To make … Continue reading